put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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