i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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