Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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