Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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