Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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