I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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