my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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