I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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