She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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