Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
