wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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