Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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