And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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