she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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