Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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