I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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