so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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