I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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