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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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