i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Randomize
