whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i think my mom watched the whole time
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Randomize
