why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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