yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Dicks are not precious.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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