id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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