i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I need water and some morals
Never underestimate the power of titties
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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