I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
PANTIES FOUND
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