Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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