I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'm at about main and main street
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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