susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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