The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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