I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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