This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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