my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
do herpes really smell.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
third nipple confirmed
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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