I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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