He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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