In the future we'll all be gay
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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