i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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