So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
No subtext here. People are naked.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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