doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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