The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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