Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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