Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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