Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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