he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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