return my video game
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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