So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
3 2 1 whiskey
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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