i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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