i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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