I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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