Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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