Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
from now on my penis is your penis
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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